Will SRK make a good superhero?

Shah Rukh will next be seen as an electricity-zapping sci-fi character in Ra.1.

WOW!

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No… it’s SuperRK!! Headline writers are getting their puns ready but Shah Rukh has already been Bollywood’s Hero for years and now he’s finally getting ‘Super’ officially added to his title. His star quality generates enough sparks as it is, but throw in his character’s rumoured ability to solidify electricity and he’ll be zapping the box office as he flies through the sky, those sexy dark eyes flashing behind his mask. Any old superhero can save mankind and get the girl, but how many have SRK’s added singing and dancing superpowers? Pow!

[And remember kids, anything is going to better than Abhishek’s Drona....]

ER...

Superman’s tight red underpants, Batman’s ninja-biker chic – obviously the basis for any good superhero is a skintight, form-revealing costume. Now, we know what you’re thinking, that SRK looks more than ok in a snug vest. But at 5’6” and over 40 it takes more than airbrushed abs to cut the mustard in a pair of tights and a few strategically placed bits of rubber. If only it were Arjun...